I’m really not the girl you can put in minimal effort with
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Men all love a girl who reads too much into things because never before have their empty and absent-minded actions carried more meaning than to her
- Asshole: why do girls wear dark lipstick don't they know it's unattractive and boys don't like it
- Me: first
- Me: do you really think girls wear lipstick to impress boys because newsflash they don't
- Me: they wear it because it makes them feel good get your head out of your ass
- Me: second
- Me: no girl is ever gonna think "hm I wonder if this prepubescent homophobic misogynistic asscrack likes my makeup today"
- Asshole: ...
- Me: ...
- Me: also dark lipstick is fucking hot